Is Bergdorf Platinum Club the hidden gem of Central Park South?

I am a super rich man that lives on Madison and 62nd. My family has been going to Casa Cipriani my whole life and I just got so sick of going to the same club. To show my father that I have great taste, I set out to find a better private members club. That is when I stumbled across Bergdorf Platinum Club, which was just the perfect private club for me. I love shopping and this club provides a private retail experience with some of the best hors d'oeuvres the city has to offer.